redals:

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

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(via hell-is-our-home)

bandom-pride:

I love Fall Out Boy because sometimes they have some really great lyrics like

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and

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But then other times they have really relatable lyrics

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and

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and there’s angry lyrics too

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Like there’s a song for every mood

(via shadownin)

jennaacolemaan:

thepastryalchemist:

ed-ships-larry:

lousontiptoes:

raise your hand if you’ve ever been disgusted by your own fandom…

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if you don’t raise your hand, chances are you’re the one your fandom is disgusted with

what if I have no hands?

(via tiffany-eve)

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

(via christina-will)